Crank (person)
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"Crank" (or kook, crackpot, quack, or woo-woo<ref>See the skepticWiki [1]</ref>) is a pejorative term for a person who writes or speaks in an authoritative fashion about a particular subject, often of a scientific or pseudo-scientific nature, but is perceived as holding false or even ludicrous beliefs. Crank is also used as a noun to describe the opinions of such people <ref>See American Heritage Dictionary 2000 - noun definition 3</ref>. Usage of the label is often subjective, with proponents of competing theories labeling each other cranksTemplate:Fact, but the term principally refers to someone who occupies a position outside of widely accepted beliefs or mainstream opinion on a matter, as well as a person of dubious mental stability.
The belief that the earth revolves around the sun was once considered a crank belief, so the mainstream consensus on crank beliefs can change. On the other hand, while most cranks think of or portray themselves as a new Galileo whose superior insight will be vindicated, for every Galileo there are thousands (or more) of cranks who will never achieve such recognition or acceptance.
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Crank tactics
Regardless of whether they are acting in good faith, cranks in all subject areas use similar tactics in their attempts to persuade the general public. The following set of tactics are frequently employed by science cranks Template:Fact:
- The (apparent) offering of cash rewards to anyone who can disprove the theory in question
- Grandiose claims for the validity and scope of the theory
- Stated belief that a conspiracy by the scientific establishment is hindering uptake of the theory
- Use of neologisms without proper definition
- Comparison of the originator to notable scientists (favorites include Einstein, Newton, Galileo, Copernicus and Galois)
- Direct communication of the idea to the media, typically holding a press conference before going through the usual peer review process of publishing in scholarly journals (this was one reason for criticism of cold fusion, the discoverers of which held a press conference before their claims had been replicated)
- Observable effects of the theory are at or beyond the limits of detection (see N-rays; some skeptics also associate this tactic with superstrings)
- Lack of a working prototype where one might expect it to convince a skeptical audience (see perpetual motion)
- Extensive use of testimonials, e.g. in advertising, where testimonials by users of a crank therapy make claims that would be against FDA anti-fraud regulations if the purveyor were to make the claims outright
- Claims that something is proved to work because there is a patent on it, when the patent is actually a design patent, which protects only ornamentation, rather than a utility patent, or when the patent only covers an insignificant aspect of the patented subject matter
- Related: Claims that something must work because it has a patent pending on it, when standard patent office stall tactics have been used to delay the pendency of the patent application, sometimes for up to several decades
Cranks on the Internet
Science fiction author and critic Bruce Sterling noted in his essay in CATSCAN 13 [2]:
- There's supposed to be a lot of difference between the hurtful online statement "You're a moron," and the tastefully facetious statement "You're a moron :-)". I question whether this is really the case, emoticon or no. And even the emoticon doesn't help much in one's halting interaction with the occasional online stranger who is, in fact, gravely sociopathic. Online communication can wonderfully liberate the tender soul of some well-meaning personage who, for whatever reason, is physically uncharismatic. Unfortunately, online communication also fertilizes the eccentricities of hopeless cranks, who at last find themselves in firm possession of a wondrous soapbox that the Trilateral Commission and the Men In Black had previously denied them.
Related terminology
"Kook" is a somewhat similar pejorative term that is usually used to describe a person whose areas of interest are perceived to be eccentric, fantastic, or insane. A person may be said to be a "kook" if they are seen to hold socially unacceptable beliefs, or perceptions that outrageously conflict with known scientific results, and appear to base their entire world views upon them. The term was coined in 1960 and originates from the word cuckooTemplate:Fact, which is also the name of a bird, but which is also pejoratively associated with mental illness.
Predictably, "kooks" tend to draw criticism and generate controversy; it has been speculated that some kooks are motivated by a desire for such attention.
Etymologies
The word crank can be traced back to 1833, where the Oxford English Dictionary describes it as "A person with a mental twist; one who is apt to take up eccentric notions or impracticable projects"<ref>Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd edition (1989)</ref>, probably related to "An eccentric notion or action; a mental twist put into practice". An item in Nature magazine in 1906 noted that "A crank is defined as a man who cannot be turned. These men are all cranks" <ref>Nature, 8 Nov 1906, 25/2</ref>.
Crackpot first appears in print in 1883: "My aunty knew lots, and called them crack-pots"<ref>Broadside Ballad, 1883</ref>
A kook is a more recent word, first recorded in 1960 in Britain's Daily Mail newspaper which noted that "A kook, Daddy-O, is a screwball who is 'gone' farther than most" <ref>Daily Mail, 22 Aug 1960, 4/5</ref>.
Some typical cranky topics
The following topics are often associated with cranks:
In mathematics and computing:
- Claims to have produced solutions to problems which have been proven to be unsolvable, such as the geometric construction problems of squaring the circle, doubling the cube and trisecting the angle. (These problems all have solutions if one is permitted tools beyond a straightedge and compass).
- Lossless data compression that can always reduce the size of random data.
- Unbreakable cryptographic ciphers (other than the one-time pad).
- Finding a simple proof for Fermat's last theorem, the Goldbach conjecture, the four color theorem and other easy-to-understand mathematical problems
- Claims to have devised an always efficient algorithm for solving computational problems that are assumed to be intractable, e.g., SAT
- Attempts at disproving Cantor's diagonal argument or Gödel's incompleteness theorem
In physics and engineering:
- Perpetual motion, probably the earliest example of kookery.
- Producing unified Theories of Everything, and particularly doing so with high school or undergraduate level physics knowledge, or attempting to extend such theories to incorporate knowledge gathered by "experiments" such as astral projection.
- Attempts at disproving quantum mechanics, the theory of relativity and other accepted but counterintuitive theories.
In medicine:
- Alternative Medicine or Holistic Health practitioners who seek to completely substitute their treatment modality for mainstream medicine (and particularly in the treatment of potentially fatal conditions such as cancer and AIDS), or who practice a fortiori empirically unfounded modalities (e.g.: Ear candling).
- Claims that a wide range of illnesses (e.g., all cancers) have a common cause (e.g., eating diary products, wearing shoes, or lack of an unknown vitamin) and can be easily cured or prevented by treating said cause.
Nutrition attracts many cranks, typically resulting in
- Lopsided diets that forbid or severely limit one or more necessary nutrients. Examples include extreme low-carbohydrate or low-fat diets.
- Raw food diets to the extent that cooked food is believed to be actively harmful (as opposed, for example, to claims that certain vitamins are lost in cooking, which are not disputed).
- Notions that certain common foods, such as milk or wheat, harmful or even fatal to everyone, including those with no history of food allergies or of anaphylaxis.
Conspiracy theories
Conspiracy theories are also often alleged to be "cranky." Well known conspiracist movements include:
- Apollo moon hoax conspiracy theories
- Global warming conspiracy theorists, who believe that global warming is only an idea that was invented and promoted by a conspiracy.
- John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories
- 9/11 conspiracy theories
- See e.g. the 9/11 "Truth" Movement, Steven E. Jones, Alex Jones, Jim Hoffman
- Holocaust deniers
- New World Order / Trilateral Commission / Council on Foreign Relations conspiracy theorists.
Topics typically associated with the "crank" label
Obsolete list; all of these to be migrated to one of the above categories momentarily
Physics, computer science and mathematics
- Cold fusion. (perhaps one of the most contentious listings in this article, as a minority of researchers are convinced that they have duplicated it)
- VMSK and other "ultra narrowband" modulation schemes whose claims violate the Shannon-Hartley theorem.
- Flat Earth Society.
- Modern geocentrism.
- The Bogdanov Affair.
- Creation Science proponents who ascribe scientific terminology to an otherwise wholly-unscientific philosophy.
- Claims that comets are typically composed of antimatter, and may therefore be used as a revolutionary source of fuel. [3]
Medicine
- Mainstream Physicians who, during the mid-twentieth century, systematically dismissed mounting scientific evidence as to the effects of diet on heart disease.
- Faith healing (see this same entry under the topic of Paranormal and spiritual).
- Phrenology, especially when used in (pseudo-)psychiatric diagnosis.
- Psychic surgery.
- Medical illnesses neither recognised nor under consideration for inclusion by the World Health Organization into its International Classification of Diseases. Examples include Mucoid plaque.
- Psychiatric illnesses neither recognised nor under consideration for inclusion into the DSM-IV. For example, some cranks still believe that homosexuality, which was de-listed from the DSM in 1973, is a form of mental illness.
- Magnetic therapy.
- "Q-Ray" therapy, e.g. with emissions from a "Q-Ray" bracelet.
- Mud therapy, wherein therapeutic effects are supposed to be gained by drinking mud.
- Attempts at treatment when no attempt at prior diagnosis is made. This is an imprecise area — for example, physicians faced with a child with strep throat may start an antibiotic without waiting for a positive laboratory result, because the balance of benefit if streptococci are causative outweighs unnecessary treatment if the throat culture comes back negative.
Nutrition
Politics, economics, and law
- Federal Reserve conspiracies.
- Spectral evidence in which legal testimony based on apparitions and dreams are considered admissible in a court of law.
Paranormal and spiritual
- Immortality rings.
- Faith healing particularly when advocating it as a replacement for regular visits to a licensed physician.
- Divine Revelation and prophecy only when it attempts to trump Science.
- Numerology.
- End times and end of the world prophecy.
- Anglo-Israelism and Christian Identity.
- The belief that a planet called Hercolubus or "Planet X" is drawing closer to Earth.
- flying saucers and little green men.
- Alleged Marian apparitions.
Footnotes
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See also
- List of alternative, speculative and disputed theories
- Pseudomathematics
- Pseudoscience
- Delusion
- Quackery
- Conspiracy theory
- Moonbat
- Psychoceramics
- Religion
- Maven
- Snake oil
- alt.usenet.kooks
- Charlatan
- Crackpot index
External links
- Kooks Museum, a humorous collection of kook ideas, by Donna Kossy
- Crank Dot Net, a collection of Web sites related to cranks, created by Erik Max Francis
- the Almighty LART.com, more kook appreciation
- Are you a quack?, page dedicated to quacks
- John Baez' crackpot index, in the author's words: A simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to physics.
- The Unofficial NANAE Kooks Kollection, a collection of articles on the Usenet kooks particular to the NANAE newsgroup.
- Quack Watch Lists varieties of quackery and health fraud.
- Ray Streater's Lost causes in theoretical physics.
- Edgar Escultura's Homepage, an example of a typical mathematics/physics crank.da:Net kook