Barting Over
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Barting Over is an episode of The Simpsons advertised by FOX to be the 300th episode of the show. It aired on February 16, 2003.
The episode is actually episode number 302 of the series. Episode 300 of The Simpsons is Strong Arms of The Ma, which aired February 2, 2003, two weeks earlier.
It is not known really why FOX advertised the wrong episode as number 300. It is probably because the network wanted the episode to get better ratings during sweeps period or because this episode seemed more like "300th episode" material. In the episode, Marge wonders how many times Homer did something crazy and Lisa says it's 300. Marge then says she thought it was 302, indicating that the producers probably knew this was the 302nd episode.
Episode details
1st Airdate (AUS): April 2, 2003
2nd Airdate (AUS): May 6, 2003
3rd Airdate (AUS): August 11, 2004
4th Airdate (AUS): March 22, 2005
Synopsis
Lisa's dream of being recognized a super-genius by renowned intellectuals is interrupted by Marge's spring cleaning activities. Later, as they clean out the garage, Lisa recites incantations from a rather "evil" book, summoning a demonic spirit behind her, but she discards it when she sees Mad Libs, thereby dismissing the spirit. Bart finds a box full of videotapes, one of which is labeled "Homer and Marge get Dirty". He invites Lisa to watch the videos. The "Dirty" movie turns out to be Homer and Marge carving out pumpkins and making a mess of it. Lisa finds a tape labelled "Bart sad". They watch it and see an episode of Perfect Strangers. During the commercial break, they see a commercial in which a much-younger Bart acts as "Baby Stinkbreath". Lisa realises the label is actually "Bart's Ad". The commercial is for a breath-freshening device for toddlers. Lisa and Maggie tease Bart about it.
Bart confronts his parents about the ad and asks where all the money, which they made for that ad, went. Homer tells him that he used it to buy back incriminating photos of Homer dropping Bart from a balcony, a reference to Michael Jackson holding his own baby over a balcony. Bart gets mad and even attacks Homer, but cannot throttle him like Homer does to him, so he yanks off Homer's belt and starts to strangle Homer, until Marge stops him. Bart yells that he is sick of being ill-treated at Homer's hands. Homer taunts him, saying that he will be staying with them till he is 18, so he has no choice.
The next day, Bart speaks to Milhouse, who tells him that when his mom wants to screw up his dad's life, she calls a lawyer. So Bart takes the advice and goes to a law-firm named "Luvum and Burnham", Family Law. He meets the Pasty-faced Lawyer there, and tells him that he wants a "divorce' from his family. PFL takes the case.
The next day, after dinner, PFL comes to the Simpson residence to serve Homer with a subpoena, and a plate of crispy bacon, just so that Homer will open the door. When Homer and Marge see that Bart is suing them, they are shocked. Bart declares that he wants to be emancipated. He tells Marge that she has been cool with him, but he has to get away from Homer.
At the trial, PFL makes a strong case for Bart, by proving that Homer swindled Bart (using a doll with its pockets turned out) and that Homer has anger-management issues, citing his continual shouting of "Why you little...!". Finally, Judge Constance Harm delivers the verdict - Bart is emancipated. Homer has to pay Bart half his salary until he can pay off all the money he took from Bart. The next day, Bart, fully packed, prepares to leave. He tells Lisa that he will be staying in a loft somewhere downtown. He gives her a heart-shaped Indian burn to remember him by. Marge pleads with him not to go, but he tells her he has to. He gets in the taxi and pulls away. Homer runs after him shouting, but finally stops and starts crying in the middle of the street. Later, road cones and a "Man Sobbing" sign are put around him as he sobs into the night.
Bart moves into his loft, which seems quite dark and scary, considering it is in downtown. He gets frightened by a rat and runs to the elevator. Though he presses the "down" button, the elevator goes up. Just when he thinks he's going to die, the elevator door opens into a massive apartment owned by skateboard legend Tony Hawk. A big skateboarding party is going on there, with Blink 182 supplying the music. Tony greets Bart and welcomes him to the party. Bart no longer feels afraid, now that he is with like-minded people, who like skateboarding, partying and rock music. Bart becomes the envy of all his friends, when Tony himself drops Bart to school the next day.
At home, Marge pours orange juice for the rest of the family and accidentally pours some on the table where Bart's glass would be. Lisa informs them that they are allowed to meet Bart the next day. Marge requests Homer to apologize to Bart and ask him to come home. Homer agrees. The next day, the family goes to meet Bart and see him living it up, with a giant sofa and flat-screen TV, among others. Homer gets a bit mad because Bart is enjoying life with his money. Later, as they have lunch, Homer apologizes to Bart and requests him to come home. Bart accepts the apology, but tells them that he is going on Tony Hawk's Skewed Tour. He even shows them some "piercings" he got done on his body, scaring Marge, until he tells her that they are just clip-ons.
At the Skewed Tour, Tony Hawk and other skateboarders do their thing. Homer meets up with Tony and pleads with him to pretend to lose to him (Homer), so that he can make Bart proud of him again. Tony reluctantly agrees and gives Homer a modified skateboard, which does all the stuntwork. Later, Homer challenges Tony to a skateboard match and does a good job, thanks to the skateboard. Tony, unhappy about being showed up by Homer, decides to "take out the thrash". They duel with their skateboards in mid-air, and Tony falls to the ground. Homer speaks to Bart and finally promises Bart that he will never ill-treat him again. Lindsay Naegle approaches Homer and tells him that she likes his style and asks him to star in a commercial. Homer accepts so that he can give the money to Bart.
Quotes
- Homer: (sits at a computer with a glass of brandy) Of all the sites on all the web, I had to click onto his. (Homer then takes a sip of his brandy, àla Casablanca, complete with a piano version of "As Time Goes By")
- (Perfect Strangers episode)
Larry: Balki, you're dancing in the toilet!
Balki: What? Ya never heard of flush dance? - [TV execs want Homer to star in an ad]
Lindsay Naegle: I represent Viagro-gaine, the topical rub for bald, impotent men.
Homer: Well, I am bald and important. Where do I sign? - [Lisa teases Bart]
Lisa: You're Baby Stinkbreath! You're Baby Stinkbreath! En Français! Vous êtes Baby Stinkbreath!
[Maggie also laughs at him] - [Bart tells Milhouse about the commercial]
Bart: Promise me you wont tell anyone about it.
Milhouse: I won't. But these things have a way of getting out.
Nelson: [cycling by] Haha! Baby stink breath! [crashes into a nearby tree] It was worth it... - Pasty-faced Lawyer: I am here to serve you with a subpoena.
Homer: Well, I'm not opening the door.
Pasty-faced Lawyer: It comes with a side of bacon.
Homer: Is it crispy?
Pasty-faced Lawyer: Yeeees.
Homer: But not too crispy?
Pasty-faced Lawyer: Nooo. - Judge Harm: Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated. Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
Homer: Mmmm... Garnish. - [After Tony Hawk drops Bart to school]
Bart: Thanks for the lift, Tony Hawk! I gotta go now, Tony Hawk. [to Milhouse] Cool guy, Tony Hawk.
Milhouse: Bart! You know Tony Hawk!
Bart: [whispers] Please, I'm trying to keep it quiet. [shouts] Catch you later, Tony Hawk!
Tony: Stay cool, Brett! - [After Homer challenges Tony Hawk to a skateboarding duel]
Marge: I can't count how many times your father's done something crazy like this.
Lisa: [checking a counter] It's 300, mom.
Marge: I could have sworn it was 302.