Drummer jokes
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Drummers and percussionists are the butt of countless jokes, often impugning their musicianship and/or their intelligence. Drummers are also generally accused of being clumsy and destructive.
Examples of this include:
- What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
- You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once!
- What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
- A drummer.
- How can you tell a drummer's on the doorstep?
- The knocking speeds up, and he doesn't know when to come in.
- How do you get him off the doorstep?
- Pay for the pizza.
- What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
- One will mature and earn money.
- What happened when the bass player locked his keys in the car?
- It took an hour to get the drummer out.
- How is a drummer like a groupie?
- They both get to hang out with real musicians sometimes.
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External links
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