Drummer jokes

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Drummers and percussionists are the butt of countless jokes, often impugning their musicianship and/or their intelligence. Drummers are also generally accused of being clumsy and destructive.

Examples of this include:

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once!
What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A drummer.
How can you tell a drummer's on the doorstep?
The knocking speeds up, and he doesn't know when to come in.
How do you get him off the doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and earn money.
What happened when the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took an hour to get the drummer out.
How is a drummer like a groupie?
They both get to hang out with real musicians sometimes.

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