What Would Brian Boitano Do?

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"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" is a song from the film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut written by DVDA (Trey Parker and Matt Stone's band) in which figure skater Brian Boitano is treated as a role model for all situations which become increasingly ludicrous in the lyrics, in parody of the saying "What Would Jesus Do?". The title phrase, "What would Brian Boitano do?" was introduced in the animated short The Spirit of Christmas, which gave birth to the South Park television series.

In the song, Boitano fights grizzly bears, uses his magical fire breath, travels through time to the year 3010, fights an evil robot king, saves the human race (again), builds the Egyptian pyramids while beating up Kublai Khan, and apparently has an insatiable appetite for spicy chicken wings.

In April 2003, Boitano answered the question in an interview. Template:South Park