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And my all-time favorite...

Fonzie Fan

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Hamster Warfare

..also known as the philosophy of hamsters at war, is an increasingly popular type of warefare identified by it's most remarkable characteristic, the use of ICBHWs or InterContinental-Ballistic-Hamster-Wheels, where the leaders of opposing countries, along with their generals are placed in giant nuclear hamster wheels and told to fight it out, the president who displays the most hamster like qualities (ie, the knawing of cardboard) wins the war

Cheese

I don't like cheese. :( I like peas

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This is no way a pertinent fact, just an opinion shared by the original author

More cheese propoganda can be found here or here

• Q. What is Cheese?

• • A. Cheese is nutritious food made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals, including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks. Around 4000 years ago people have started to breed animals and process their milk. That's when the cheese was born.

• Q. Why do some people hate cheese?
  • A. Because cheese smells bad when left on the front porch for several days.

Directions

Excuse me, but could someone please give me directions to the Sandbox?

Take a left, then take a right, then take a left, then take another left on Wikipedia Street.

"All your Fonzie are belong to us." soybeans

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The sandbox is closed

Fonzie Fan

This user does not understand correct English He needs to go to school and learn correct English.

The Sandbox is currently closed for repairs. We will re-open at noon on August 15, 2005. Thank you for your patience.

Grapefruits

That grapefruits were named before grapes? Yes, it's true. The term "grapefruit" was created first, and then the grape was named after it. Why? Because grapes are round, juicy, and grow in clusters just like grapefruit. The only difference is that they are smaller. Isn't that intersting? I'll bet you never knew that!

I asked for a lawyer and they brought me an avocado.

Urban Planners and G-ddess

(See [1] for earlier version)

! ATTENTION! MALCONTENTS! IDIOTS! URBAN PLANNERS! LAWYERS! GIS SPECIALISTS! RESIDENTS OF THE GAZA STRIP! There is currently a State of Emergency within your Outhouse, due to a possible Eminent Domain attack. Turn to your local media for IMPORTANT INFORMATION. The DUCK AND COVER procedure should be done at least twice. Also, listen to Bert the Turtle.

Fonzie, please do not add naked women to this page. (Editor's note: The inserter of the below was NOT the Fonzie guy (it was an anon IP); however, this came in the middle of Fonzie nonsense.)

! Image:Bouguereau venus detail.jpg ASHERAH ALERT! APHRODITE ALERT!

the uncle G bot has just destroyed the sandbox!!

Uncle G is a smart fellow. I guess.

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! I am NOT Fonzie. However, G-DDESS is beautiful.

ERRRRRRP!
<tt>I, George W. Bush, hereby declare this place free of Fonzie's.

huhuhhuuh

! Image:Bouguereau venus detail.jpg VENUS (G-DDESS) LIKES FONZIE!

But fonzie doesnt like G-DDESS VENUS

Come on Fonzie, youre so handsome - Venus

Fonzie doesnt like G-DDESS. fonzie likes britney spears

WHAT?!?!?!? THEN I DONT LIKE FONZIE!!

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BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GOOD, BUT YOU LIKED BRITNEY SPEARS INSTEAD!!

britney hates Fonzie

We need to clean up the sandbox. Too many Fonzie's. --Jimbo

I think someone peed in this part of the sandbox.

Microshit

A parody of the name of a famous company that goes by Microsoft, Microshit is an unique type of oral therapy used by computer users (especially Windows) to vent their anger towards Microsoft. As we all know, what Microshit stands for, is not just making fun of a multi billion dollar company. What it really stands for is years (maybe decades) of frustration caused by Microsoft Windows and its crappy operating system. From BSOD's, to viruses, to crashing (just like Tesco's tunnel) conveniently in middle of something important, most of us are amazed (and proud) at it's deft hand at catching every new spyware program ever released, and grabbing new updates of them just minutes after they are written!

Sandbox Is Feeling ILL

The sandbot is feeling sick, so the sandbox is now being cleaned by Uncle G 'bot. Get well soon, Sandbot!

Anyways, what illness did the Sandbot get?

Doctor: I have diagnosed the sandbot with — SARS! The sandbot's medical insurance will not fully cover the medical charges. That's good because, I can get richer, while Mr. Sandbot gets poorer!

ok, does the Sandbot drink coffee, I heard coffee has profound effects on sandbots and could be a possible cause of the bot's symptoms. I recommend counteracting the coffee with booze, as booze is the only known antidote for coffee induced bot poisoning.

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Warning: Do not feed the Sandbot coffee at any time. For the same reason chocolate doesn't like dogs.

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The Sandbox Has Recovered From Sand And Rubble Syndrome. You may now edit Sandbox without any risk of disease contraction.

Cow fighting

Cow fighting is a blood sport that pits cows against one another for entertainment, and sometimes for gambling purposes.

Saddam is a chimp

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Saddam is a member of WikiProject Chimpanzee Wikipedians, a WikiProject which aims to give humans as many chimpanzee physical and behavioral qualities as possible.

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WARNING! Saddam is not a chimp.

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Foot fetish?

I think that the author of the foot odor article has a little foot fetish himself; there's to much passion in the imaginative explaining of girls's foot odor. But that's not neccessarily bad.

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WARNING! Don't try to over-sexualize situations. Seeing situations through sex-clouded glasses could cause people to call you a pervert.

Untitled, But I Liked It

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I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.

Jesus is a Salmon

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Space Invaders

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Astronomy

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planet,

planet,

planet,

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Wacka

WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA ......... [editor's note: Continued]

Cat Shit

DAMN! Today, December 16, 2005, I found a big cat turd in the sandbox!

Poem

The sky is green

The grass is blue (except when it rains)

Something something something

Insert some other words that rhyme with YOU!

Boo, Do, Grew, Sue, View, Two, Too, New, Mew, Dew

Hypothesis

With these fact changing abilites ........... one could theroreticlly ........ warp truth such that ......... it will just be easier to change reality.......... muahahahahahahahaahaha.

• ahem* beam me up dude. dont know his name, i'm too young, dammit but jus beam me up i got cookies :P

PYRAMID OF JOY Vs. PYRAMID OF SORROW: Round 2 - (electric jigsaw)

D Happie towa!

D:D

D:D:D

D:D:D:D

D:D:D:D:D

D:D:D:D:D:D

( -"Why you guys so happy? I get no paid holiday this year and i have to piss away my time on the internet"

(:( -"lol, but my wife left me, and .... i think im in the wrong tower"

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Watch out for snakes (them pesky fellers be bitin 'gain)

Tic-Tac-Toe :P X | ? | O

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Mythical United States Presidents

This is a complete list of the Mythical United States Presidents. While modern historians choose the standard list, others dispute this and claim that their list is infact correct, with carbon dating evidence as backing. They are wrong, but here is the complete list anyway. (Note: Presidents starting at Bill Clinton and after him are indisutable fact, and are the same on both lists)

1. Eris Discordia (Before Time - 1940BC)
2. George Washington Carver (1939BC-1900BC)
3. Billie Jean (1989BC-1857BC)
4. Ruby Tuesday (1856BC-1664BC)
5. Escape Key (1663BC-1380BC)
6. Spark Notes (1379BC)
7. Jayson Blair (1379BC-928BC)
8. Garfield (928BC-16AD)
9. Elvis Presley (17AD-45AD)
10. Thomas Jefferson (46AD-84AD)
11. Michael Jordan (85AD-99AD)
12. Ronald McDonald (100-101)
13. Doris Day (101-102)
14. Ayn Rand (102-106)
15. Kermit the Frog (107-110)
16. Teddy Ruxpin (111-149)
17. Aretha Franklin (150-100)
18. King Kong (100-150)
19. Barbie (151-182)
20. Escape Key (182-295)
21. Fillard Millmore (296-355)
22. Grover Cleveland (356-483)
23. Harper Lee (484-491)
24. Grover Cleveland (491-493)
25. Beetle Bailey (493-499)
26. Grover Cleveland (499-500)
27. Abraham Lincoln (500-509)
28. Chevy Trailblazer (510-524)
29. Elton John (525-567)
30. The Unknown Bassist (568-665)
31. Satan (666)
32. Nicole Ritchie (667-845)
33. Sentient Coin (847*-848)
34. Billy Ocean (849-998)
35. Calvin Coolidge (999-1922)
36. Tom Cruise (1922-1970)
37. Charles Nelson Reilly (1971-1992)
38. Bill Clinton (1992-1999)
39. Ted Turner (2000-2008)
40. Dick Cheney (2009)
41. Saddam Hussein (2009-2356)
42. Ashlee Simpson (2357-2358)
43. Emmanuel Lewis (2359-2376)
44. Calvin Klein (2377-3000)
45. John Kerry (3001-3260)
46. Lyndon Baines Johnson (3261-3912)
47. Jerry Seinfeld (3913-3999)
48. Oprah Harpo 5932 (4000-4267)^{Citation needed}
49. Bill Clinton 2 (4268-4276)
50. Zsa Zsa Gabor (4277)
51. Madonna (4277-4278)
52. Me (4278-63AM [After Me])
53. Your mom (63AM-A Gazillion)
54. Jesus H. Christ (A Gazillion-78AJ (After Jesus))
55. Teeth (Don't ask.)
56. Bob (After Teeth was attacked by a bunch of toaster ovens)
57. A grue (Did exceptionally well in debates and cage matches)
58. Santa Claus Every December 25

*Note: There was no president elected in 846.

See also

United States Presidents Bears

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hello every body this is george w. bush calling from the moon. i would like to inform everyone that i am getting high with aliens. yes, they do exist, and clloning does too. The aliens are planning to destroy the world within the nest decade, so i'm out. PEACE.

                                            Dubya

Fart

(fart sound)

I didn't do it!

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Do not anger mother nature during her time of the month. I got turned into a moose and am surprised I can type this in the spambox!

ReWiki

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I come from the net.

Through systems... servers... and websites.

To this place.

Wikipedia.

My format?

Editor.

To Edit and Revert.

To watch my newfound pages.

And defend them from... their vandals.

They say the Cabal lives outside the net, and controls the encyclopedia for pleasure.

No one knows for sure... but I intend to find out!

REWIKI!!

Someone's been watching ReBoot too much. -Jetman123 19:01, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Goddammit, just when I'd managed to forget that show ever existed! - Markusdragon 08:57, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Cake

Let's eat some cake. Some cake, some cake. Cake is fun to eat. You can eat it in your mouth. Put some cake in your mouth and eat it. Cake is made out of pie. Pie is fun to eat. You can eat it with your mouth. Pie is made out of cake. Cake and pie are fun to eat. Put some cake and pie in your mouth. Don't be afraid because pie can't hurt you. It wouldn't even if it could, because pie is your friend. Pie is like a big yellow honking bird full of cake and pie, with numbers drawn on its face in red crayons. Ċ

Sandbox crabs

WARNINGIf you have been bitten by any of the native sandbox crabs, please immediately perform the following ancient Nazi-Pirate-Robot REDBEARD_PIRATE_YARRR_V.17.2.5 ritual:

1.) Crush the offending arthropod -- not to death.

2.) Douse the crab with water.

3.) (REDBEARD_PIRATE_YARRR_V.17.2.5 went to his grave with the secret of this step. Don't worry, this doesn't work, and the poison from the claws will kill you anyway.)

4.) Douse the crab with water ... again. It probably got dirty.

5.) IF CRAB = DIRTY

5.5) GOTO 3

6.) ENDIF

7.) Douse the crab with crab poison antidote.

8.) Curse yourself for not putting antidote on self.

9.) Douse the crab with superglue.

10.) Douse the crab with water. It's probably pretty hot in that superglue cocoon.

11.) Buy a thesaurus.

12.) Look up a synonym for "douse".

12.5) Drench, soak, souce, wet, cover, or saturate.

13.) [Synonym here] the crab with dihydrogen monoxide.

14.) The crab will now have won, as you have used up all of your precious water, and you are in the middle of the sandbox, the largest crab-infested desert known to man.

Chromium 16:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

For all fairness, in my original post, the step "12.5" was not there... --Chromium 19:16, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Probably the next episode of "lost" will contain radioactive materials, wich of course means that everybody should cancel all travel procedures and evacuate the country, and head to one of chuck norris`s hideouts.

Survivor Middle School

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season_name = Survivor: Shaler Area Middle School image = Shaler_Survivor.JPG caption = Official logo of Survivor Shaler Middle School host = Steve Jaros first_aired = 2002-02-17 last_aired = 2002-05-15 filming_started = 2002-10-27 filming_completed = 2002-12-09 location = Shaler Area School District winner = Ian Terry final_vote = 4-3 number_survivors = 18 number_days = 39 number_episodes = 15 previous_season = Survivor: The Everglades next_season = Survivor: The Rockies tribes = Anthracite (Lime Green),
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Contestant	Original Tribe	Merge Tribe	Finish	Votes Received when Eliminated/Won
Caitlin Bonnsman	Anthracite		Voted out 1st - Day 3	3
Lydia Stedeford	Bitumen		Voted out 2nd - Day 6	5
Jake Albert	Carbon		Voted out 3rd - Day 8	3
Melissa Paner	Bitumen		Voted out 4th - Day 11	3
Paris LaVelle	Carbon		Voted out 5th - Day 14	3
Adele Chatelier	Bitumen		Voted out 6th - Day 15	3
Hannah Derbis	Anthracite		Voted out 7th - Day 18	3
Carly Schueler	Carbon		Voted out 8th - Day 21	2
Chris Zurcher	Carbon	Moose	Voted out 9th - Day 22	6
Jake Wockley	Carbon	Moose	Voted out 10th - Day 25	6
Danielle Pascal	Carbon	Moose	Voted out 11th - Day 28	6
Brian Batko	Anthracite	Moose	Voted out 12th - Day 30	6
Jen Lentz	Anthracite	Moose	Voted out 13th - Day 33	5
Greg Barker	Bitumen	Moose	Voted out 14th - Day 36	3
Jeff Grossman	Anthracite	Moose	Voted out 15th - Day 37	2
Jesse Grossman	Bitumen	Moose	Voted out 16th - Day 38	1
Scott Helfrich	Bitumen	Moose	Runner-Up	3
Ian Terry	Anthracite	Moose	Sole Survivor	4

Mew

Mew is a Danish progressive rock band made up entirely of Scandinavian cats. They enjoy eating Whiskers and Sheba, and playing funky guitars such as the Fender Stratocaster, which they jokingly call the Fender Strat-O-Cat-Er.

I'm so fucking bored, I might just shit myself for fun.

F.